Thursday, December 22, 2011

Was the story of Jesus and the demon pigs an attempt to get people to stop eating pork products?

You see, it’s a little known fact that Mathew, Mark and Luke all had shares in companies in the beef industry. So people eating less pork and more beef would have increased the value of their shares. So ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have established means and motive and proved beyond reasonable doubt that Mathew, Mark and Luke were greedy liars. I rest my case.

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